Oh my fucking God.
Today I saw the most gore things ever to happen in front of my eyes. Driving through the slow menacing Federal Highway is one thing, witnessing an accident right in front of you is another if I might add.
When the motorcycle fell down, the lorry's rear tyre went over it. I saw red all over. It was like putting 11 tonnes of weight over a watermelon. It smashes into pieces probably flying all over. You can see bits of brains and flesh sticking to the side of your front bumper.
My eye sight was on slow motion mode when I could see the tyre went up and down the fallen motorcyle.
Then reality struck.
It did went over the motorcycle. But the red I saw was the break lights smashing under the weight. No bits of brains or flesh. The two person who was on the motorcycle has better reflex than David Carradine on speed.
I suddenly felt so sick when I had a tinge of disappointment when there was no blood involved. Maybe it's time I go make an appointment with the nearest psychiatrist. I wonder if we could walk in a session wearing just only boxers. I also wonder if they would let me choose a selection of DVD, maybe Spike Lee's Bamboozled for me to watch while they try to analyze me.
posted by Vlad at 7:53 pm
8 Comments:
Oh My God! I was getting ready to be sick, until I read that the two are escaped unscathed. I dunno what to think... I have that psycho in me too you know.
jomel:
Yes they were so fast I didn't see them jumping over. Talk about survival skill yeah.
this is what happen when u have long term semen built up. it has reached your brain. ejaculate brader.
hahaha.
Did you get the number on the bike? :P
Lisa
Sir Petai's definitely lacking sex :P
Sir Petai:
Here have some valium.
Lisa :
It was crushed together with the break lights.
Vad3r:
Don't bend over when you are near him.
vlad, u dissapoint me. i was expecting elaborations on a 'penyek', bloody, dead gory looking guy...or more. how gory is that?? hmm. nice..~aNNenomymous
Annenomymous:
Well it didn't happen. I could have press on accelerator and knock him down though.
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