RTFN

So we have all heard of the infamous RTFM. Read the fucking manual. Today I want to talk about a new term, RTFN. It's about time someone read the fucking notice.


The people back here rarely read notices on notice board. Be it on the wall. Be it on all the fucking places. I only don't read one notice for all that matters. The 'No Smoking' sign.


The last two weeks of the year, our workplace closes every weekday by 530pm. This means no night shifts. No weird shift where you come in at 10 in the morning and leaves by 7 at night. Notices were put up way earlier before. It was put up online. It was put on notice boards. It's all around the place. There was no way you will miss it.


Then this couple of days, we closed up as usual. There are still people in it. Sitting down like there was no meaning to the ball rang or people packing up.


When you approach them and tell them that we are closing soon. They have the nerve to ask, "Why closing so early ar?".


I wanted to tell them the ultimate reason why. I want to walk up smiling at them and give them the tightest slap they ever received. A slap so tight they go either go autistic after that. Or they will forget that they are actually human.


Then again once again, I lose to the cost of living.


Maybe if I see them outside, I will put rat poison into their food or drinks.