Are you brave enough?

Yesterday, we brothers went for dinner at Petaling Street. It has been a while since we went there. The usual bustling crowds. The vendors become more of a variety now than the usual Bangladeshis and the Chinese.


He went there though only for one thing. He love watches. Because he couldn't afford the real luxury watches, he gets the grade A imitations. He is currently wearing a Tag Hauer Carrera. He owns another IWC. He also some other watches with stupid names which would cost thousands if original.


The only watch that I would love to steal and pretend it's mine is his original Luminox. The official diving watch for Navy Seal. Tokyo Edition. It's worth is about a thousand plus. A gift from his ex-girlfriend's sister. He told we will have to fight to our death if I want to wear it.


On the other hand, I read on FHM's Bar Jokes Section, a joke that really tickled me so bad, I almost toppled over the toilet bowl.


You may have heard brave men crossing jungles, climbing mountains, surviving the most cruel imprisonment, fighting for truth, and all sorts of things that they do to be considered brave.


The joke starts with a question, "What will be the bravest man in the whole world?"


The bravest man in the world would come home staggering drunk. Lipsticks all over his face and apparel. He smells of perfume. He would walk over to his wife and slaps her ass saying, "Ok, you're next, Fatty."


I almost toppled over the toilet bowl and we mutually agreed that sure is one brave man.