Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Inter-species erotica


I could be bias, but Clerks II is the best closure I have come across. Tommy was not lying when he said Kevin Smith is back to his magic again. I am not even going to say anything smart or cough up a long winded review of what I just saw. Well, not like I ever said anything smart before.


Clerks II made me forgive Jersey Girl.


It was just like old times. They gather around couple of friends, each having little characters in it. I was expecting Scott Mosier's egg man though, but I didn't even recognize him as the Concerned Father. Small budget.


I love the fact that Clerks pound Lord of the Rings trilogy to the ground. Randall was right. He always fucking made sense. Lord of the Rings was three movies about walking. I could be bias again, because I didn't even fucking watch Return of the King. Randall was right again, there is only one Return and that is the Return of the Jedi. Even the Swordsman trilogy fare better.


I love the Tuck Dance with Goodbye Horses playing in the background. Jay has never been that gay. Fuck it even rhymed.


But what I love most is also yet again what Randall said. A person who loves you for who you are and not try to fit you in their box. Do people even think why I am not in a relationship? It is because one way or another, people wants changes. People want achievements. People forgets who you are, and seems to not like the idea how you are.


This is what I am. If someone could not love me for who I am, and try to make me be someone who I am not, then they could just try and never get the whole me.


Wait, what the fuck am I on again?

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think u should just do cherzleen. tequila shots will do the trick.

10:44 pm  
Blogger Jo said...

As for me, if I cannot feel that a person loves me (you don't need to hear I love you, to know that a person loves you), then he can just try and never get the whole of me.

But you know, personally I accept imperfections. I think a near-perfect person would just freak the hell out of me.

1:10 am  
Blogger Vlad said...

Sir Petai:
Did you just say your own thoughts out loud?

jomel:
It's not really about imperfection or perfection.

It's about how Sam wanted to suck Frodo off after he wakes up from the coma.

Damn I am sleepy.

10:29 am  
Blogger Vad3r said...

where is the EROTICA ?

11:57 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you were going on about Clerks II and you not finishing LOTR AND being friggin biased about it! :D

But yeah, there was a whole lot of walking in it. Which actually explains why I could never read past chapter 2 or 3 because it's just that:

walking.

meh.

anyway, yeah I totally agree with the bit about people who should not try to fit their "loved" ones into their friggin' box.

that kinda change would only work if I want to in the first place.

1:50 pm  
Blogger Vlad said...

vad3r:
You be surprised. Buy the DVD and enjoy the closed up erotica in the special feature section.

Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud.

bodicea:
Yes the post were meant to be on about Clerks II and to pound LOTR on the side.

Yup. And usually it's hard to stay the way you want. Somehow or rather, they will try to put you in their box. And there's where unhappiness comes in.

2:12 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love u for who u are,vlad.
c u tonite.ghetto heaven.
i'll be wearing a red top.:)

6:22 pm  
Blogger Vlad said...

anonymous:
It's dark in there. I either see gold, white or brownish colour if I go. Oh wait, you are not a bottle are you?

7:39 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i was just listening to billy joel's just the way you are.

hi vlad.

12:50 pm  
Blogger Vlad said...

ayunamirei:
Hi baby. Do you think we can both fit inside the Eva?

7:36 pm  

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