Momma was a hoe.

In Dr. Dre's album Chronic 2001, there is a skit by Eddie Griffin entitled Ed-ucation. I always chuckle when I listen to it. Even after so many times listening to it.


Yes, it would be a little sexist. But at certain times, it takes two to tango. It is certainly the main idea of this comedy skit.


Below is how the skit goes; for those who have never heard of it.

Aww they say uhh.... a black man is a pimp. Well let me tell you the biggest pimp on planet motherfuckin Earth, is her momma. It's her MOMMA that told her,"Get a man that got a good job gurl! Make sure he got a good car gurl! Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl! "What happened to just fallin in
love with a nigga with a bus pass---- just cause you love the nigga?But I'm the pimp motherfucker!I gotta be the player! Biggest hoes, on planet Earth.... are walkin through the motherfuckin neighborhood. You KNEW when you got with the nigga he already had a woman. You knew he already had a family but you fucked him anyway!!!And then when you thought you gon' lose the nigga, you went and got pregnant -didn't you bitch, DIDN'T YOU!! THE OL' KEEP A NIGGA BABY. And then when the nigga ain't around, what do you tell thechild? "Aww that nigga ain't shit,
that's why yo' daddy ain't here; cause that nigga ain't shit. "How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth that yo' momma, you was a hoe! TELL THE KID!Momma was a hoe, I was weekend pussy. I had you to keep the nigga, it didn't work out, that's why he ain't here - but he a good nigga cause he take care of his REAL family. I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga that I wanted.

Now stop bitching about how sexist it is. You can do your own skit, if you feel like it.